RT @BorowitzReport: This is li…

Listening to the printer churn out a 50 page document sounds like Temple of Doom adherents chanting “Om Namha Shivaye.”

This CNN headline invites amusing speculation: “UN Security Council evacuated due to suspicious odor.”

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