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It’s taken me 13 hours to get to the iPad’s 20% remaining battery warning, starting from the out-of-the-box charge. Nice!

“@BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Scientists have discovered a planet that’s like ours but better, because it has no Republican debates.”

Hmm. Evidently someone is checking into hotels using my name as an alias.