I don’t understand how all the leaves in the neighborhood blow down the street, take a right, and stop halfway down my driveway.
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To 3 out of 4 drivers this morning
Dear selfish asses, This morning, I took an extra 90 seconds to clear all the snow from the roof, hood, and trunk of my car so that you would not end up with my snow all over your windshield. Would it have been too much [more...]
February 25, 2005
One ringy dingy
When I moved to California from the DC area, I took my phone number with me. I’d had it for a while, and I’m not good at memorizing numbers, so it seemed logical. Plus, everyone back home could call me on [more...]
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