I had no idea Suzanne Sugarbaker was in Starfleet

Something happened a few years ago: everything went on hiatus. Futurama quietly went away. Dead Like Me went off the air. And I left DC for California. But it all seemed to be just a temporary thing. First, Futurama  [more...]

It’s funny — I just realized that this wacky bit of internet flotsam, the “If Microsoft Made Cars” gag — almost came true. The last joke in that document says “You’d have to  [more...]

Sobriety, laudable in many respects, does imply rigidity of thought. The best presidents were open-minded, and generally open to a drink. The nondrinkers, at least over the last century or so, were terrible presidents.