Tell the board of Susan G. Komen: Don’t throw Planned Parenthood under the bus!

Sunday-Tuesday: walked 25 miles around Disneyland. Wednesday: sat in a car for 330 miles. Thursday: applied liberal amounts of Icy Hot.

I just did my annual credit reports check. My FICO score is “excellent.” Woo hoo! I’m gonna go buy me some cars AND houses!

RT @LOLGOP: Fun Fact: Jesus never once mentioned gays or abortion. But he was sure pissed at the people who didn’t help the poor.