Mustaches have sprouted everywhere at #Disneyland since the policy change. Place looks like a scenario from 70s porn about to happen.

It’s funny — I just realized that this wacky bit of internet flotsam, the “If Microsoft Made Cars” gag — almost came true. The last joke in that document says “You’d have to  [more...]

Well, my kitchen is finally complete with the installation this weekend of my new dishwasher. As I sat amidst the stainless steel splendor, contemplating the years of debt I had just incurred, I realized that I  [more...]