“Bothers me that KKK & white pride morons think they’re one of us. Go back to the Democrats.” @LOLGOP: Stop letting them speak at CPAC.

could really go for Jamba Juice oatmeal and cold fighter smoothie for breakfast… but they’re only located in malls that open at 10am.

What the hell? Is there some supervillain out there running experiments in time dilation? Why is every second lasting for a minute today?