RT @BorowitzReport: #Grammys Quotes: “There’s nothing like winning a Grammy to give you lasting credibility.” — 1990 winners Milli Vanilli

Office weather update: air conditioning out to the north, cool air to the south. Tornado watch issued for copy machine & restroom areas.

Things I never knew, part 842: Richard Deacon, the well known actor in 1960s sitcoms, was gay.

Awake period #1: thick cloud cover over silicon valley. No perseids for you this year.