Just As I Thought

Me: They’ll probably give her a transvaginal ultrasound. Boyfriend: Sounds like a 70s rock band playing Christmas songs under laser light.

February 24, 2012

Me: They’ll probably give her a transvaginal ultrasound. Boyfriend: Sounds like a 70s rock band playing Christmas songs under laser light.

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