RT @BorowitzReport: #Grammys Quotes: “There’s nothing like winning a Grammy to give you lasting credibility.” — 1990 winners Milli Vanilli February 12, 2012
“Bothers me that KKK & white pride morons think they’re one of us. Go back to the Democrats.” @LOLGOP: Stop letting them speak at CPAC. February 12, 2012
Girl at Disneyland, walking by using her iPhone: “Who was Steve Jobs and what did he die from?” February 11, 2012
Mustaches have sprouted everywhere at #Disneyland since the policy change. Place looks like a scenario from 70s porn about to happen. February 11, 2012
RT @LOLGOP: ‘Drill, baby, drill’ is also the Catholic Church’s birth control policy. February 11, 2012