RT @matthewbaldwin: When Time-Life gives you lemons you may keep them for lemonade, EVEN if you cancel your subscription to the 35-volume “Citrus Fruit” series. February 15, 2012
RT @BorowitzReport: CNN reassures viewers: “As Syria descends into civil war, we will bring you the latest breaking Whitney Houston news.” February 14, 2012
RT @TheDailyShow: MT @RickSantorum “Government cannot force you to pay for something that violates faith or beliefs.” // Great advice for tax season! February 13, 2012
Fox News Commenters Respond to Whitney Houston’s Death With Deluge of Hatred and Racism February 13, 2012
@BorowitzReport: Instead of turning them into a game, we should be trying to find the root causes of why the birds are angry. February 13, 2012
The War with the Customer This is going to result in many grandmothers calling their techy grandkids February 13, 2012