“On Vehicle For Delivery” is a euphemism for “Time Dilation Machinery at Full Power.”

AT&T to offer only 2 texting options: $20/unlimited or 20¢ each. 20¢?! It was only 5¢ in the late 90s. Shouldn’t prices go DOWN? #gouging

So, when is Congress gonna hold hearings about the increasing radicalization of American Christian extremists? Heck of a lot more of those.