Just As I Thought

RT @AlbertBrooks: In honor of Santorum’s promised crackdown on internet porn, tonight I will masturbate to the Constitution.

March 16, 2012

RT @AlbertBrooks: In honor of Santorum’s promised crackdown on internet porn, tonight I will masturbate to the Constitution.

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