Just As I Thought

Dear Safeway: I know I need to lose weight, but not packing my tortilla chips in my bag is a little passive aggressive, ok?

March 30, 2012

Dear Safeway: I know I need to lose weight, but not packing my tortilla chips in my bag is a little passive aggressive, ok?

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