RT @BorowitzReport: I felt safer when Santorum was in the race because he was being monitored.

Judging from all the signs everywhere telling people of the dangers of everyday living, I jumped to the conclusion that California was way behind in the area of personal responsibility and individual liberty. Boy, was I  [more...]

I just saw a headline on washingtonpost.com that I had to read twice:
Rice Genome Fully Mapped
Now they can make more of her, I guess.