RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Charles Manson was denied parole, effectively ending his bid for the Republican presidential nomination.

I know that highrise buildings are designed specifically to do this… but that doesn’t make it any less freaky.

I’m just horrified. A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday when “out-of-control” shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale. Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue  [more...]