RT @BorowitzReport: Romney reacts to Secret Service scandal: “When I’m President, no one in the White House will have sex.”

The new strategery of a “kinder, gentler” rhetoric continues with this interesting and out-of-character quote: WASHINGTON (Reuters) – President Bush on Saturday described John Kerry’s tour of  [more...]

I just turned on TiVo to watch today’s Ellen deGeneres Show, only to find an NBC Special Report: coverage of today’s campaign commercial by President Bush — his “anniversary” speech at the  [more...]