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Paul Simms: “Restaurant Mental-Health-Code Violations”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2012/04/23/120423sh_shouts_simms

This is me: “Chocolate mousse with a single candle in it is served to easily embarrassed customer who agreed to have dinner with friends only on the condition that they not make a big deal out of his birthday. Birthday boy’s friends are the type who get the whole restaurant to join in singing “Happy Birthday” and convince themselves that this is actually what he wants, even though he wants to crawl under table and die.”

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