Hillary Clinton’s Epic Rejection Letter To Jason Segel: Muppets Are Non-Negotiable

ok, ok, ok. i’m going to get on that treadmill we call… the treadmill.

First issue using the iPad at work: I can’t surf and work at the same time cos it DEMANDS my full attention.

Hey, 20-something guy with the 4″ diameter earlobe holes – you look like a 1960s Natl Geographic cover. Good luck finding a job in your 30s.