Parent: “Happy birthday! I’m gonna take you to Disneyland, then spend all day texting and not paying attention to you.”

So, this must just be a coincidence: President Bush and his hangers-on keep insisting that they don’t pay attention to polls. It helps to not pay attention when your poll numbers are in the toilet, of course  [more...]

On Tuesday, Homeland Security “chief” (why isn’t he called Secretary of Homeland Security? Maybe it’s because “homeland security” is such a ridiculous, jingoistic, un-American phrase.)