RT @BorowitzReport: TEXAS: Romney’s victory speech: “I love American democracy. I’m good friends with the owners of it.” #txprimary

So, this sharp pain in my chest that’s been there since last night — do you think it is a sign of a heart attack, or just that I ate too much cheese? I’m actually sore on the surface, like there will  [more...]

Yes, this is one of the reasons I chose to move to California: here I sit on a winter’s day in January, typing on my Powerbook as I relax in the backyard. It’s 66° here right now, and I am having lunch  [more...]