RT @BorowitzReport: TEXAS: Romney’s victory speech: “I love American democracy. I’m good friends with the owners of it.” #txprimary

My prediction is that my corner station will hit $5 by July 4. We're only 30¢ away, and every time the price changes it goes up by 10¢. Check back in a few weeks. If I'm right, I'm just gonna hire myself out as a high  [more...]

This just in: the Apple retail stores — or, at least, one of them — have pallets of merchandise secreted away in the stock room, smallish boxes individually wrapped (?). My source says that the boxes are a  [more...]