A Brit, a Jew, and a Polish guy all walk into the bar and say, “Holy crap, Romney is a douche.” (via @BorowitzReport)

Evidently, in the Bush White House, anyone can wander in, use an assumed name, and ask the president questions. As long as he’s a right wing shill, it doesn’t matter that he used fraud to obtain credentials  [more...]

Vice President Dick Cheney, who has a history of heart trouble, was having tests at a hospital Saturday after experiencing some shortness of breath, a White House spokesman said. ‘On the recommendation of his  [more...]