Space shuttle Enterprise damaged at sea, delivery to Intrepid delayed

“What do police think people normally do with their penises in porn theaters on a typical Wednesday night, and do taxpayers really need to be paying for them to check? The public demands an answer.”

Never were truer words spoken. If he talked specifics, people might, you know, realize they were voting against their own interests. Like they’ve been doing for generations now.

I don’t know, maybe the folks here do their business on Eastern Standard Time. By 9:30pm, the streets are deserted and every house is dark, and this morning at 7am sharp, I thought there was some kind of disaster  [more...]