General Mills charged with declaring war on marriage

The joke will be on immigrants when they find out if they want to be a person they have to be a corporation. #scotus (via @BorowitzReport)

When I go to the grocery store, I gaze longingly at the life I no longer can lead. Here’s a plea to food manufacturers: please make fat- and cholesterol-free versions of Pop-Tarts, egg nog, pizza, Tostitos with  [more...]