I wish lawmakers would start telling me what to do with my penis. Really confused. Women are *so* lucky. (via @RexHuppke)

Remember all the brouhaha about Target banning Salvation Army bell ringers from the front of its stores? Remember all the predictions of gloom and doom that ensued? It turns out that Salvation Army donations rose 7  [more...]

Over the years, I have truly come to hate “Seinfeld.” Sadly, I think the reason for my annoyance at this show is the hype that accompanied it. Too often, hype has ruined my opinion of something. For  [more...]