Just As I Thought

I wish lawmakers would start telling me what to do with my penis. Really confused. Women are *so* lucky. (via @RexHuppke)

June 18, 2012

I wish lawmakers would start telling me what to do with my penis. Really confused. Women are *so* lucky. (via @RexHuppke)

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