I wish lawmakers would start telling me what to do with my penis. Really confused. Women are *so* lucky. (via @RexHuppke)

I’m so weary of all these Bush/Cheney stories which, to me, are so obvious. Of course, that doesn’t mean I want the media to publish them, but it’s all so anti-climactic when they do finally tell us  [more...]

Oh, the joy of indictments. The really fun thing is predicting who’ll get ’em, even though sometimes it is fairly obvious. “Scooter” Libby. Tom DeLay. Soon, Bill Frist. And of course, the man who  [more...]