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The joke will be on immigrants when they find out if they want to be a person they have to be a corporation. #scotus (via @BorowitzReport)
I’m watching Star Wars for the first time in a decade. Dear lord, it looks like it was edited by a plastic surgery addict who can’t stop.
Dear Speaker Boehner and Senator Reid: I know this is an election year, and nothing stirs people up more than a little jingoism, but aren’t there more pressing problems in this country that you should be dealing [more...]
