Took a quick look at my Twitter followers today and discovered a whole parade of extremely interesting personalities — computer generated, of course — littering the list. Here’s a representative sample of the Twitter bios of this exciting crop of followers.
My person is 13. Administered, commonplace, crime and misdemeanor. Now listen Lloyd Cole and The Commotions.
She think i’m fame and fortune. But I’m derailed and delighted.
aboriginal and inexperienced – true. racy and incisive – may be.
My favorite artists – John Mayall and Arctic Monkeys. About me:braced, extent and importance.
She think i’m active and aggressive. But I’m groveling and inappropriate.
Like to watch His Girl Friday or Cleo from 5 to 7. I’m blurry, natural and spontaneous.
This is me: re-enforced, repressed, trials and tribulations.
contrast and comparison. okay, released and incommunicative. Thats me.
I’m arrangement and combination. Also 36. Aspired, idealistic and inactive. Favorite movie – Safe.
appalling and devastating for sure, materialistic and exultant for true.
My person is jeered, rapture, goodness and rectitude. Now listen George Michael.
I’m 89. Conceived, light-hearted and belligerent. Also dwarfed and obscured. Favorite movie – Placido.
delicate and lambent for sure, adaptable and scintillated for true.
My favorite movies – and . Describe myself – 33. Arrested,meaning and significance.
I’m dandy, surrendered and decadent. Also entertaining and diverting. Favorite movie – Gunga Din.
I’m dense and luminous. Also 97. Constructed, 420. Stimulated and hungry. Listen to Heaven 17.
I’m dissociated, speechless and 245. Interpreted. Also heritage and privilege. Listen to Dr. Dre.
I’m hostile, 116. Cultivated and condemned. Also plaintive and mournful. Favorite movie – Two-Lane Blacktop.
It’s like avant garde poetry, isn’t it?