I look forward to the day when someone storms into a midnight screening of a sweet romantic comedy and kisses everyone full on the mouth. – Mark Morford

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You know what’s a really good movie? Disney’s Mulan.

I’m ready to go to bed now. Target isn’t even closed and primetime TV hasn’t begun yet. Maybe this is why I never get a full nite’s sleep.