RT @markmorford: Hello, Catholic church? Penn State here. Wanna get a drink and laugh about getting slapped on the wrist? http://t.co/CtRLMrV6

Sneaky: they wanted to charge me $30 to avoid dialating my eyes, then didn’t dialate them anyway.

Why does “Twitter your Flickr” sound so dirty?

To rid the world of Osama bin Laden, Anwar al-Awlaki and Moammar Qaddafi within six months: if Obama were a Republican, he’d be on Mount Rushmore by now.