Hot new conservative lie: The private sector invented the Internet

RT @dcshorts: The DC Shorts Film Festival is proud to be sponsored by Gibson Guitar!!

woke from a nap hungry and now want a Dole Whip & corn dog & a Mickey head cookie & mint julep & Main Street Candy Shop peanut brittle.

It wasn’t until after I manhandled the stuff for product photos that I was informed it was worth far more than my annual salary. Yikes.