Joe. My. God.: Black Wedding Rejected At White Church

All the important news going on around the world, & one of CNN’s top stories on its iPhone app is about Miley Cyrus getting her 5th tattoo.

Apple says Flash causes more Mac crashes than anything. That’s ‘cos most people aren’t running Motion, the crashiest app Apple ever sold.

I’m watching people drive past looking at the house for rent next door, sizing them up and using my mental powers to change their minds.