Top Ten differences between White Terrorists and Others

The Kaiser Certainty: if you are number 33 in line for medical records, number 32 will have brought a file cabinet.

There is never a time of day when motorcycles aren’t annoying. But the guy who rides one on a small residential street at 3am is an asshole.

Omg… Why haven’t I ever tried Nutella before just now? All those years, wasted.