Imagine if Barack Obama had been a devoted follower of a Russian atheist…

Hey, 20-something guy with the 4″ diameter earlobe holes – you look like a 1960s Natl Geographic cover. Good luck finding a job in your 30s.

Com on on on on on on com on on on com com.
Dude, there is NO FAX MACHINE here.

Tonight’s Netflix-movie-that’s-been-patiently-waiting: “To Be or Not To Be,” Jack Benny & Carole Lombard, 1942.