Watch how the ground really moves during an earthquake

Indication of my frazzled mental state: all day yesterday I was wearing my boxer briefs inside-out.

You know how we’re running out of telephone numbers these days? My fault. Turns out I have nine of them.

Hey, cute guy in the Miata with the HRC sticker: I don’t like HRC’s elitist mentality, I have no sticker. So much for flirting in traffic.