Republican Congressman Proposes National Security Role for Uterus

I keep waking up in the morning thinking it all was just a bad dream.

Turns out that you are more likely to be crushed by your television than killed by al Qaeda. Seems to me that we need some kind of government-designed color coding system to determine the threat level of our big screens.

Designed to last only 90 days, Opportunity is still working 3000 days later. Who says Americans can’t manufacture quality products anymore?