Fun Fact: I tip waiters and waitresses at a higher percentage than Mitt Romney paid in taxes.

Some unknown eyes just popped up over my cube walls and peered at me, then shuffled away. I’m officially freaked out now.

Ok, ok I’m up and ready to take the car in for its 30,000 mile service at 24,000 miles. Damned dashboard service messages. They suck.

Hey, 20-something guy with the 4″ diameter earlobe holes – you look like a 1960s Natl Geographic cover. Good luck finding a job in your 30s.