Fun Fact: I tip waiters and waitresses at a higher percentage than Mitt Romney paid in taxes.

That last group of teens had no bags for candy. I filled their open hands cos I smelled pot and figured they had the munchies.

Judging from the number of touch tones coming from the conference room, someone is trying to dial into an Alpha Centauri conference call.

Sorry, Family Guy fans – wtf was that clip of a baby beating a dog to a bloody pulp… SHOWN ON THE EMMYS, NO LESS? Not funny. Not at all.