Just as I saw

Crap! Day after Easter, and Target has NO Easter candy – not just sold out, but shelves stocked with other items! Dammit.

Here’s an idea: get up 5 minutes earlier and do your makeup and shaving at home, instead of in your car while driving in the rain. Mkay?

So, when is Congress gonna hold hearings about the increasing radicalization of American Christian extremists? Heck of a lot more of those.