Overheard at the grocery store “Did you hear Louis Armstrong died?” “Oh, I thought it was Lance.” They were serious. (via @MonkeySwordFite)

RT @steven_moffat: Told my son the title of ep 1 of the next run of Dr Who. A pause. “I think we can do better, Daddy.” Then: “We nee …

I’ve tried sealing holes, no-kill traps, and repellants. Today I bought mice poison. I already feel like a horrible murderer of cuteness.