A Troubling Chant on the Convention Floor—By Jack Hitt (Harper’s Magazine)

So, Smokey can’t take Locke’s form unless Locke is dead. What happens when sideways-Locke comes to the island (with the other alt-Losties)?

In my cubicle. Before 7am. ON A FRIDAY. My old coworkers are probably thinking I’m making this up.

Here’s an idea: get up 5 minutes earlier and do your makeup and shaving at home, instead of in your car while driving in the rain. Mkay?