TOM THE DANCING BUG: Mitt Romney Repudiates President Roosevelt’s Fear of Syrup Shelves

Boy, talk about a confused electorate — Washington College did a poll for President’s Day to determine the most popular president: George Bush or George Washington. The brainwashed Republicans ignored  [more...]

The voting system devised by the Pentagon for overseas citizens — you know, the one that the experts said was easily hackable (and not usable by computer running any other OS than Windows XP) — has been  [more...]

The Associated Press reports: Saddam Hussein indicated on Monday that he does not intend to follow U.N. orders to destroy his Al-Samoud 2 missiles, and challenged President Bush to an internationally televised debate  [more...]