RT @CPHeinze: Peggy Noonan: “I don’t feel that Mr. Romney has been doing himself any favors in the past few hours.”

Thanks to the novocaine on one side of my face, I look like Elvis when I smile.

is digging up his front yard. What will he find? A natural spring? A magical cavern with gold and jewels? A busted pipe? Yeah, most likely.

RT @kathygriffin: haha Bachmann saying she & her (Pray the Gay Away) crazy hubby r “job creators”. My dog Larry poops & creates a job fo …