Sofa whose cracks organize things instead of swallowing them

Aside from the Mexican rice my grandmother would make, I've only ever had instant rice at home. Eh, what's the difference? Boil some water, throw some rice in, and voila.

Can anyone tell me just what in the hell this is all about?

Being home during the day is an interesting experience. Today on Jerry Springer: the usual trashy suspects, with a stepbrother and stepsister who are having an affair, and their trashy parents who insist that they were  [more...]