RT @LOLGOP: The GOP’s whole strategy to win middle class voters is to convince them imaginary Obama is going to take their imaginary millions.

Kim Jong Il has died? I could have sworn I just saw him Friday at my office’s holiday party. Also there: Dr Marvin Candle from “Lost.”

RT @matthewbaldwin: “Prices going up? I’m cancelling Netflix!!” Uh-huh. Presumably you’ll be doing that from Canada, where you moved aft …