Bill Babol: “My Name is Joe Biden and I’ll Be Your Server”

EW. Just saw a pic from a chubby chaser porno film. And realized that I’m single cos I’m either not thin enough, or not fat enough.

Came to work really early today, and let me tell you: drivers out there at 7am are jerks and a half.

I know it doesn’t really matter and I don’t care that much, but… when will *I* get the new Twitter? ::sigh::