Pastor: Blame gays for Hurricane Sandy

Why am I still here? Why hasn’t someone invented a fool proof escape hatch for the office cubicle?

Ever notice that conservatives always scream that kids will be forced to learn about gay people? I think they’re just anti-learning.

I cherish the fact that I am the mayor of the Imagineering R&D Toilets in Glendale. It makes Foursquare worthwhile in every conceivable way.