Religious family abandons U.S., gets lost at sea

Hey, DC pals – are ya going to #dcshorts opening nite? Tell me how it goes!

Is there a swathe of the internet not working today? About a dozen sites I tried to hit, on 3 different net connections, aren’t responding.

I’ve tried sealing holes, no-kill traps, and repellants. Today I bought mice poison. I already feel like a horrible murderer of cuteness.