“What is that sound? Is there an emergency alert on the TV? No, it’s your iPhone!”

The weirdest things bother me. I wake up late at night and fear that there is someone else in the house. I am terrified of going to the Grand Canyon because I just know I’ll fall off — same thing with tall  [more...]

Today is going to be a difficult day for me. It’s the first Thanksgiving that I haven’t been around family; what makes it more difficult is that I am expected to have Thanksgiving with someone else’s  [more...]

And there are probably some of you out there who have an inkling of what a constant joy my luck is. Today is no exception. I can only surmise that the real reason for our breakup is something to do with the cosmic  [more...]