“What is that sound? Is there an emergency alert on the TV? No, it’s your iPhone!”

I live alone. What friends I do have never visit me for one reason or another. I have no romantic life. No one spends the night here, family or otherwise. It’s just me, all alone. So, where in the hell are all my  [more...]

Earlier today I heard a segment on “Talk of the Nation” about six-word biographies. I began thinking about how I’d boil myself down into six words, which just set me off thinking about how  [more...]

State Farm, in my annual car insurance bill, is making me feel like a responsible old man — something my 16 year old self didn’t think would ever be possible.