Paul Rudnick: “Cruise Control”

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RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Banks Raise Fees on Same People Who Bailed Out Their Asses

Insane media hype continues with breathless phrases like “setting the scene for destruction” and “Tsunami Slams into Santa Cruz.” …