Wall Street Journal: Women Shouldn’t Be In Combat Because Men Poop

Dang, those dung beetles are smart.

Ryan: “Trillions could be cut from the budget by eliminating empathy.” More: (via @BorowitzReport)

Jon Gruber enjoys pointing out the ridiculous rants of pundits who are invariably wrong, saving their screeds and bringing them back up a year or so later for laughs. Imitation is a sincere form of flattery, so  [more...]