John E. Karlin, Who Led the Way to All-Digit Dialing, Dies at 94

Jesus never once mentioned gays or abortion. But he was sure pissed at the people who didn’t help the poor. (via @LOLGOP)

heh 🙂 “Snowmageddon” is good, but I prefer “snowbliteration.” (Actually, I prefer not being back in DC at all.)

House Republicans reject any accusation that they are ruining the holidays. “No! We are ruining CHRISTMAS.” (via @LOLGOP)